- I'm pregnant what should I do?
- keep the baby!
- okay! Can I have prenatal vitamins?
- can I have financial help for doctor appointments?
- can I at least get paid maternity leave?
- ummm... Excuse me?
- the baby is here can I get financial help?
- I'm sorry do we know you?
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden